Ladies in case you missed this little nugget of information on CNN I have added for your benefit. I think all you need to know is 96.4% of men are weak and pathetic so the odds are pretty solid your husband is doing something by month 7. But if you have time give it a look.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
With no disrespected intended I have discovered I like to watch women eat sandwiches. I have no idea if it is a childhood issue or just some strange fetish I picked up from years of abusing my body. Never the less I find myself hanging out in mall café courts. I am seeking help so don’t worry.
I will never turn on the ipod shuffle feature on when someone is around. I fear during a night of heavy drinking with the boys the Dixie Chicks will come up and there goes my street cred.
Men…….Unless you make a practice of carrying large amounts of dollar bills. Make sure you stop at the bank and cash in the $29 in singles you have left over from the strip clip the night before. And if you are going to clubs that have their own currency…..which is awesome. Make sure you are not using it to leave under your kid’s pillow when the tooth fairy has to visit. Wonder why women hate us?
Next time leave your chain saw at home.....
If you are a college football fan the article is pretty straight forward. If not the story is about a man who killed a bunch of trees because of his hatred of Auburn football. Makes complete sense to me…..but the pesky attorney general has filed charges and he is facing a prison term.
Anyway he looks exactly how I pictured him. I just thought he would have more nasal hair. Shocking enough his favorite singer? Michael Buble…..yea who doesn’t love him? Don't bother fact checking that.....it is not in the article.
Love ya Goose
Well just when you thought you have a lot of time on your hands after dubbing all your VHS tapes to DVD…here is a cat that invented a day to honor the movie “Top Gun”. I am not judging and I am actually mad I didn’t come up with this long ago. Oh and have you seen Kelli Mcgillis lately? I really think I have a shot at her now.
Declining attendance my butt
Who says major league baseball isn’t interesting? Tell that to Dodger fans that nearly killed a dude simply for well not being a Dodger fan. Now you know why tigers eat their young.
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